Troubling Sights
Some things just can't be unseen.
Middle-aged man walking down the sidewalk wearing a wife beater, white shorts and flip flops.
Troubling: He was proudly displaying a black ankle bracelet, of the house arrest variety.
Much like:
WebMD describes how older people sleep less than their younger counterparts.
Troubling #1: In the last week, I've had two sleepless nights. Not a wink. I've been 25- years- old for less than a month.
Troubling #2: Telling people about this in a blog.
Buying a plant at the farmer's market.
Troubling: The horrified look on the farmer's face after telling him I kill every plant I own.
Going on job interviews.
Troubling: Realizing all the managers bear a striking resemblance to Michael Scott.
While on a coffee run, seeing a woman in her bathrobe sitting on her front porch.
Troubling: She was sitting spread eagle, and unfortunately, not wearing a stitch.
All of these incidents happened in one week.
Troubling: Realizing it's the same every week of my life.
Middle-aged man walking down the sidewalk wearing a wife beater, white shorts and flip flops.
Troubling: He was proudly displaying a black ankle bracelet, of the house arrest variety.
Much like:
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WebMD describes how older people sleep less than their younger counterparts.
Troubling #1: In the last week, I've had two sleepless nights. Not a wink. I've been 25- years- old for less than a month.
Troubling #2: Telling people about this in a blog.
Buying a plant at the farmer's market.
Troubling: The horrified look on the farmer's face after telling him I kill every plant I own.
Going on job interviews.
Troubling: Realizing all the managers bear a striking resemblance to Michael Scott.
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While on a coffee run, seeing a woman in her bathrobe sitting on her front porch.
Troubling: She was sitting spread eagle, and unfortunately, not wearing a stitch.
All of these incidents happened in one week.
Troubling: Realizing it's the same every week of my life.
one: i love your blog layout.
ReplyDeletetwo: i've never actually seen a person with that anklet thingy on.
three: wtf is house arrest, even? just being confined at home? with tv and the fridge and your own bed? uhmmm... okay. SURE!
four: does house arrest even WORK?!? (seeing as how people under house arrest can still walk out in public and all that...)
five: sorry for my "obsession" on house arrest -____-
six: LOL @ naked woman in bathrobe. (and your subsequent bad luck at noticing her.)
seven: THIS ENTRY IS CRAZY LAUGHOUTLOUD, I LOVE IT! :D :D :D
Wow! Thanks for reading. I thought only my parents and some friends were reading it!
ReplyDeleteI agree totally. House arrest? Doesn't sound that bad to me...
Thanks again for reading!
I'm about to head over to your blog next!